I sleep with my eyes open. (Ok, some of you know – like my brothers who mocked me about it as a child when I fell asleep in the car.) Actually, I never close my eyes. I’m an “incomplete blinker”. It leads to “exposure keratopathy”. In other words, it dries the hell out of my eyes! …
Tag: self love
Yummy Jealousy!
This is Jenna of The Waitress making I Hate My Husband Pie… “You take bittersweet chocolate and don’t sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel”. Sarcastic Yumm! I’ve made that one before. Actually, the occasional text goes around amongst my girlfriends… simply: “Making pie.” We know it doesn’t taste …
What to do if your partner is unhappy
Here’s the scene: My wusband (husband, past tense) and I are in my new Pontiac Aztek. An aside – I loved that car (you either loved it or hated it). I had wanted one for a long time and then I got her! I kept her clean and smelling good. She had a beautiful mandala …